First off – let me say I continue to have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on, both with life and work, so if you’re looking for some worldly answers – this is totally not that right blog for you. Moving on, I do totally wish I had some more exciting updates to tell you as day 3 is quickly coming to an end, and I basically have nothing to show for it except maybe an extra pound or two. I skipped my workout due to how ridiculously sore my asscheeks are. Again squats with weights is just not a good idea. After skipping my workout, there was indeed a series of unfortunate binge eating events that proceeded to occur. They don’t tell you that with boredom comes unforeseen hunger. Of course I need an entire roll of cookie dough right now, why are you questioning me Karen? My breakfast started out great. I had a spinach and mushroom omelette perfectly prepared with cheddar cheese, red pepper flakes, all topped with a dash of Frank’s Red Hot. Please contact me with all of your breakfast needs, as if you were unaware – I am currently laid off, although that hardly changes the fact that I was totally poor before the Nationwide Pandemic. Now everything I ate after was a little less health conscious if you will. These items may have included – Chex mix, editable cookie dough, Mexican rice, strawberries, honey garlic chicken over rice, a protein shake, and maybe throw in a few Life Saver gummies… but thats enough about me.
One exciting adventure I am mentally preparing myself for this evening is babysitting my little brother for the next few days. For those of you who don’t know, my brother is indeed 22 years of age – hardly an adult. We will be working on potty training, how to properly wash our hands, and there will definitely be some Disney movie watching – just kidding. It may surprise some of you but he is indeed fully potty trained. I will be there simply to make sure he takes his antibiotic and doesn’t puke it up afterwords. No, no – he does not have the Coronavirus, so you can all stop panicking for my safety, my blogs will carry on for your pure enjoyment. You see, my brother is having surgery tomorrow. We were all shocked that it wasn’t cancelled, as it is not considered an “essential surgery”. I suppose I should consider myself lucky since I am not the one who has to take him to the hospital at a bright an early 5 AM – sorry mom, i’ll drink an extra cup of coffee for you.
As for the rest of my evening, my ass will continue to be planted on the couch, although I will be spending some much needed quality time with my Fiance. Lucky for him, I have prepared a special viewing of Holes – dedicated to my childhood I continue to live out vicariously through Disney Plus. Highly recommend. As for my loyal readers, I also highly recommend not binge eating the entire snack cupboard, and finding another social distancing hobby. I’ll check in tomorrow.